Re: ASE Providence tower report (Blackheath) “Surveillance Tower 4, East”
From: ase_prov4E@ministryofjustice.org
Date: 2028-07-05, 16:39:27
To: WorkSpace Operator Monitoring (UK) Alejandro_fernandez@workspace.world
Surveillance summary report
Author: Tower 4, AI agent child (sentience rated: 0.63, non-intuitive)
Subject: WorkSpace employee (London Operators, teams 4-11) team building sessions
Location: Blackheath neo-gambrel leisure biome (SE3)
Date stamp: 2028-07-04
Report focus: Atypical employee behaviour (Filter: Known downtime anti-social conduct variants)
A.M. Session (start time: 07:30, end time: 11:45)
Operator 1338 (hereafter referred to as: N) demonstrated 4 distinct, separate incidents of aberrant, atypical behavioural modifications outside of his known comportment norms. As follows:
07:32
N greeted Xiu Chen Wong (VP Job Maintenance) with what appeared to be a gift (N.B.: Standard remote TraceGuard bomb sniffing protocol was actioned prior to object handover). Camera resolution was insufficient to precisely determine the nature of the gift; however, this agent considered an organic, fruit ovoid measuring 10.4 centimetres a low risk to aforementioned management personnel.
08:13
N volunteered to assist with setting up the first team building fun task. Laser microphone pickups indicate N directing above-normal volume encouragements to his team; facial expression recognition algorithms indicated resultant distaste emanating from 4 other team members (IDs appended).
10:01
During the refreshment break N avoided the sugar-rich brunch confections and authorised caffeine beverages. This agent noted that N consumed/imbibed homemade nourishment; audio pickups inferred from self-directed comments by N that it was partially soy based. This agent is unable to extrapolate the relevance of the following comment by N:
“You try fucking eating this swill, Babs—please let me have a donut”
11:13
N was involved in the resolution of a group infraction. During the third team building exercise of the a.m. period (cross-cultural Sino-Anglo business protocols: Correct repast techniques) an altercation between Operator 1278 and Operator 9812 broke out. This agent is not equipped with baseline human peer-bonding analysis routines and is therefore not able to comment on the following recorded audio:
“You pink feather slag; I saw the conjugal tank log”
And:
“Well, anyone that can’t last longer than 2 minutes even in virch deserves all they get”
N was recorded admonishing these 2 operators, requesting that the discord participants discontinue their team harmony destruction. This agent witnessed an unprecedented level of authority cooperation by N, deferring appropriately to Xiu Chen Wong after he had defused the altercation (Advisory: Refer Xiu Chen Wong for additional leadership and fealty enablement training).
(Plain text summary concludes. Please see appended LISP files for raw AI agent output/analysis.)
Further inquiries about this report should be directed to the Coffle-class AI overview committee at the MoJ (bootstrap@ministryofjustice.org).
Report concludes. Have a nice day.