Brant is out of child’s piss. This is a problem. A bigger one is getting more: avoiding the spastically reflexive anti-paedo screening, both passive bio and active thermograph (groin heat—see?), that typically encompasses the average suburban London school with a one and half kilometre perimeter of hand wringing anxiety is a non-viable approach for a white-skinned, sallow-cheeked skinhead in his mid-thirties. Even if you could get past last year’s grubby Addict (imagine the alternative though, a three year old suit—he would be on the nonce express to Pentonville before you could say ‘Madeline’s Law’), first avoiding a shiv from the sixth formers and then actually being able to meet the exorbitant price of the clean piss would exhaust both the bravery and the sketchy urban survival repertoire of a beleaguered WorkSpace worker with a diminishing handle on the daily mutating argot of anyone under the age of sixteen.
He still needs the piss though. There’s a test tomorrow, not that he should know this, but the operator back channel is still live and kicking and partially accessible to a temp. Lead on a head’s up is usually about thirty-six hours, and for a day and half the local comp does a brisk trade in the necessary unalloyed urine. There’s even a scale: 50ml of Year Seven goes for anything up from seventy quid, and if you’re skint you can risk a rank vial of oily, colloidal morning piss from a sullen (and scary) Year Twelve dim for a tenner.
Normally Brant scores from the tiny Bangladeshi girl (braids, huge eyes, channels a million manga waifs and doesn’t care) from three doors up; probably not the weirdest dealer there’s ever been, but she’s got to come in the top five. Mostly she knows before Brant even gets the nod from the back channel (whatever current iteration of media console co-opted into a little bit of corporate earwigging) and Brant will get a knock on the door at about eight. Through a ten centimetre door gap they silently transact: a bag of chilled piss for a fifty sheet.
Bumped from a cushy courier route in the subterranean transit tunnels linking core WorkSpace sites, and juggling an onerous paydown on a prefab coffin flat in Deptford, Brant had to take whatever they were offering. Hyperbole and managementspeak aside, it turned out it was a straight up macjob: no dunk, no tank, not even entry level virch work in a sortinghouse—just bare minima recompense for a day’s labour. The GPS cords had brought him, on a grey flapping November morning, to the decaying sixties pile that used to be the south London UK Border Agency office. An anachronistic, flyblown ruin in the gentrified dormitory heart of Croydon, the PVC-clad twin towers of Lunar House were part of the husked remains of the failed immigration policy of three successive Tory governments. In its time, a more wretched hive of bureaucracy and petty evil was hard to find, and to Brant’s sensitive nose (unsullied with particulate intoxicants—he had more rarefied tastes) it seemed tinged with a sub-olfactory whiff of stale phlegm and a sour melange of thwarted multiculturalism.
The job sheet (no capitalisation here, Brant was pure grunt level for today, they don’t waste AI on temp cannon fodder) was as bald with its directives as a fast food table wiper’s orientation: Arrive at the jobloc no later than 07:55, locate the primary hard copy document storage area at Lunar House, utilise the heavy lifter, and load the ancient paperwork into the supplied rubbish artic. All government documents of this type had long since been digitised (and similarly stored, never to be viewed again), so it was just a straightforward disposal job. So far, so blah. Brant had a fleeting tinge of interest when he saw the lifter, a fairly modern feedback exosuit with telescoping waldoes but, after the initial familiarisation, the first schoolboy flush of tonka interest (like with a kangaloader and the pneumatic drill before it) faded into a lengthy, grubby schlep.
Lift—whrrrr, extend—bzzzzz, dump—thump. Rinse. Repeat.
After about an hour (surely it’s nearly elevenses?), with the air thick with paper dust and a yellow, pallid winter sun starting to break though the low cloud, Brant felt it was time to take a break. As with all jobs there is an art to skiving; the gripy tummy, the authoritative sheaf of documents, the nth cup of tea—the smoke break.
With a WorkSpace temp job in the late twenties it was just as prosaic, only the tech was different. Brant grebbed a icon gesture to his terabook and loaded a completely prohibited application: another wengertool from the Operator back channel, TTIME was a low level disruption hack designed to temporarily (and transparently) corrupt the subroutines of the standardised haptic relays of WorkSpace hardware. The net result, mechanical paralysis disguised as a scheduled diagnostic.
The exosuit slowly and twitchingly settled back into its storage configuration, allowing Brant to dismount without losing any extremities. His face an expressionless mask to fool the biometric scan from the helmet cam, his shaking hands were already prepping his gear kit: a snub-nosed photomechanical dermal delivery laser winking with LED charge indicators in one hand, the other fumbling in a thigh pocket for the wrap.
Some time passes.
Brant never knew Croydon could be so fascinating; the tram route stop on Wellesley Road provided a phasic white noise delight from the regular stops, and even the white chemtrails in the leaden sky offered a compelling graphical puzzle to ponder.
Some more time passed.
The exosuit grumpily shifted, the first signs of anti-virals adapting to the TTIME hit; Brant was coming down while the exosuit powered back up, and he girded his loins and synapses for the pre-lunch effort.
A scream.
Not a “I’ve nail-gunned my foot” scream, and not a “Who the fuck are you with the knife” scream; but a plaintive, exhausted wail that says “Someone please, for the love of god, help me”.
At the tram stop about a hundred metres from Brant, the cylindrical length of the mid-morning pensioner express had just pulled into the stop. The doors had already opened and the screamer was thrashing weakly onto the platform. A slight female figure, wet headed and dressed in a severe grey tunic or dress analogue—Brant couldn’t make it out very easily through the dust laden air. She screamed again, blood a harsh scarlet tattoo on her left arm.
She slumped to the ground, her knees cracking audibly on the recycled concrete. “Please someone fucking help me”.
Brant at last broke his weak drug trance and started running. She heard the thudding of his footsteps and looked up, revealing a wrenched baby-face of abject misery, and he saw the seventy-two point logo on her dress: