***Andrew Jensen*** *lives in rural Ontario. He is the minister at Knox United Church, Nepean. His stories have appeared in Canada, the USA, and New Zealand, most recently in* Stupefying Stories Saturday Showcase, Tree & Stone Magazine, *and* Cosmic Roots & Eldritch Shores. *Andrew plays trumpet and impersonates Kermit the Frog. He no longer makes wine at home but had fun while it lasted.*