***Anna Koltes***’ *stories are published in magazines like* Defenestration, Black Petals, The Colored Lens, Wyldblood Press, Arena, Dark Onus, The Caterpillar, X-RAY, *and* Daikaijuzine. *Hailing from a traveling busking family, out of her seven siblings she considers herself the least annoying. She currently lives in Barcelona, Spain, where she is working on a collection of speculative short stories.*