***E. Saxey*** *is a queer Londoner and recidivist goth who works in universities and libraries. Their work has appeared in* Daily Science Fiction, Apex, Escape Pod, *and anthologies including* Transcendent *(Lethe Press) and* Best of British Fantasy 2019 *(Newcon Press). They're on twitter at [@ESaxey](https://twitter.com/ESaxey).*