***Josh Pearce*** *has published more than 200 stories, reviews, and poems in a wide variety of magazines, including* Analog, Asimov’s, Beneath Ceaseless Skies, Bourbon Penn, Cast of Wonders, Clarkesworld, Diabolical Plots, Kaleidotrope, Locus, Nature, On Spec, Weird Horror, *and elsewhere. Find more of his writing at [fictionaljosh.com](https://fictionaljosh.com/). One time, Ken Jennings signed his chest.*