**Sean Myers** *is a freelance legal writer and editor. His work has appeared in* Ethical Traveler, the Cincinnati Enquirer, *and his humor has been published in* McSweeney’s Internet Tendency. *His self-published book* Flight of Fools *was named a distinguished favorite for cross genre novels in the 2023 Independent Press Awards and was a finalist for satire in the 2023 American Fiction Awards. Sean lives in the Adirondacks with his dog, Marlowe. You can follow them on [Substack](https://seanmyers.substack.com/).*