***Teresa Milbrodt*** *has published four short story collections, a novel called* The Patron Saint of Unattractive People, *and the monograph* Sexy Like Us: Disability, Humor, and Sexuality. *Milbrodt is an Assistant Professor of Creative Writing at Roanoke College, and teaches fiction, speculative fiction, poetry, and disability studies. She loves cats, long walks with her MP3 player, independently owned coffee shops, peanut butter frozen yogurt, and texting hearts in rainbow colors. Read more of her work at [her website](http://teresamilbrodt.com/homepage/).*