***Uchechukwu Nwaka*** *is a student of Medicine and Surgery at University of Ibadan, Nigeria. His works have appeared or are forthcoming in* Cossmass Infinities, Fusion Fragment *and* Hexagon *among others. When he’s not trying to unravel the mysteries of human (or inhuman) interaction, he can be found binging unhealthy amounts of anime, or generally trying to keep up with endless schoolwork. Find him on Twitter at [@uche_cjn](https://twitter.com/uche_cjn).*